The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
Author | : Jerome K. Jerome |
Publisher | : BoD – Books on Demand |
Total Pages | : 93 |
Release | : 2019-05-02 |
ISBN-10 | : 9783732293094 |
ISBN-13 | : 3732293092 |
Rating | : 4/5 (94 Downloads) |
Download or read book The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow written by Jerome K. Jerome and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2019-05-02 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now, this is a subject on which I flatter myself I really am au fait. The gentleman who, when I was young, bathed me at wisdom's font for nine guineas a term-no extras-used to say he never knew a boy who could do less work in more time; and I remember my poor grandmother once incidentally observing, in the course of an instruction upon the use of the Prayer-book, that it was highly improbable that I should ever do much that I ought not to do, but that she felt convinced beyond a doubt that I should leave undone pretty well everything that I ought to do. I am afraid I have somewhat belied half the dear old lady's prophecy. Heaven help me! I have done a good many things that I ought not to have done, in spite of my laziness. But I have fully confirmed the accuracy of her judgment so far as neglecting much that I ought not to have neglected is concerned. Idling always has been my strong point. I take no credit to myself in the matter-it is a gift. Few possess it. There are plenty of lazy people and plenty of slow-coaches, but a genuine idler is a rarity. He is not a man who slouches about with his hands in his pockets. On the contrary, his most startling characteristic is that he is always intensely busy.