If You Think My Preaching's Bad, Try My Jokes

Download or read book If You Think My Preaching's Bad, Try My Jokes written by David Pytches and published by Monarch Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Pytches has for many years been a firm favourite as a speaker, teacher and writer. Here he has collected many of his finest and wittiest stories. 'One Shrove Tuesday a mother was making pancakes for her two sons, Kevin aged 5 and Bryan aged 3. They began arguing about who should get the first one. Their mother thought it a good opportunity to teach a little moral lesson and explained that if Jesus was sitting where they were, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.' Quick as a flash Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 'Bryan, you be Jesus.'